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A behavioral syndrome involving exhibition-exclusive vehicle modification and clout-seeking behavior.
Terminal Sub-Cerebral Driving Syndrome (TSCDS)
Terminal Sub-Cerebral Driving Syndrome (TSCDS)
Acute street-level cognitive deficiency manifesting as street racing, takeovers, and reckless driving.
A widespread behavioral disorder causing acute financial delusion, reading comprehension regression, and severe communication failure within online automotive classifieds.
A transient behavioral disorder resulting in severe ego-hypertrophy, straight-line horsepower dependency, and an extreme statistical vulnerability to being out-driven by vintage hatchbacks.
A degenerative behavioral syndrome characterized by lap-time dysmorphia, predictive delta panic, and an unhealthy dependency on laboratory-clean air.
An environmental cognitive impairment characterized by acute fluorescent disorientation, parking-lot-scale geometric flattening, and involuntary DNF generation.
Vintage Autocratic Racing Syndrome (VARS)
Vintage Autocratic Racing Syndrome (VARS)
Warning: Sufferers frequently display severe spatial awareness deficits and are highly prone to delivering unprovoked paddock lectures on how pure the sport was in 1992.
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