A behavioral syndrome involving exhibition-exclusive vehicle modification and clout-seeking behavior. 

Acute street-level cognitive deficiency manifesting as street racing, takeovers, and reckless driving. 

A widespread behavioral disorder causing acute financial delusion, reading comprehension regression, and severe communication failure within online automotive classifieds. 

A transient behavioral disorder resulting in severe ego-hypertrophy, straight-line horsepower dependency, and an extreme statistical vulnerability to being out-driven by vintage hatchbacks. 

An environmental cognitive impairment characterized by acute fluorescent disorientation, parking-lot-scale geometric flattening, and involuntary DNF generation. 

Warning: Sufferers frequently display severe spatial awareness deficits and are highly prone to delivering unprovoked paddock lectures on how pure the sport was in 1992.